Sporty's Wings
Everything from plain to pain
Pain Scale 1-11
The “real deal,” authentic Buffalo wings
0 Plain – Naked
1 Mild – Sweet sauce, hint of heat
3 Medium – Most popular
5 Hot – Nice heat with great flavor
PAIN SCALE – 3
Similar to lovin’ your sister with a little more bite!
PAIN SCALE – 7
The habaneros lose, these babies will get your forehead sweat’n
PAIN SCALE – 7.5
The sweetness of fresh wild cherries combined with a delicious blend of smokey peppers and spices
PAIN SCALE – 7
Was that a dragon? He burnt my bloody honey. Bastard! A great blend of honey, cayenne, and habanero pepper with a touch of smoke.
PAIN SCALE – 8
Made with Jack Daniel’s Habanero and a whole lot of love. The pain created is like a good breakup, “let the tears flow”
PAIN SCALE – 9
It starts all sweet and innocent, then all of a sudden “I shouldn’t have done one more”
SPECIALTY FLAVORS
PAIN SCALE – 2.5
Sporty’s famous sweet and tangy BBQ
PAIN SCALE – 3
Smoked chili pods, honey, brown sugar, beer and dill create a tangy , mouthwatering sauce
PAIN SCALE – 1
Traditional Chinese specialty fruit juices, soy sauce and sesame seeds
PAIN SCALE – 2
Blend of papaya, mango and tropical spices
PAIN SCALE – 5
Smoke dried jalapeños is the base for this spicy tomato sauce, sweet, smokey flavor w/ hint of heat
PAIN SCALE – 1
Our only battered wing, a great blend of onion, garlic, peppers and spice
PAIN SCALE – 3.5
3.5 crafted by crazed cook, this mixture of papaya, garlic, honey, beer and cayenne pepper makes your tongue tingle.
PAIN SCALE – 4
Guys, remember that hot red head in school? Ladies, remember the hot teacher in school, Mr. Oh Ya!? Need I say more?
PAIN SCALE – 3.5
That’s right! Who doesn’t like PB&J? This is a blend of peanut butter, candied ginger, cloves and spices then drizzled with a raspberry sauce.
PAIN SCALE – 3.5
If Chinese food is your gig! Or just Oriental Chick(ens) in general… this sauce is for you!
Three Levels of Stupidity!
PAIN SCALE – 10
Back in Dexter’s laboratory, Dee Dee said, “They’re just not HOT enough” soooo 7 piece order $14.99
PAIN SCALE – 14
Just like the name. This formula of Habaneros and Habaneros and Habaneros is pure plain…pleasure. 7 pice order $15.99
PAIN SCALE – 21
Wing Challenge! $21.99
Dry Rubs
PAIN SCALE – 3
A unique blend of grilled spices, chili powder, smoked chili pods and sugar.
PAIN SCALE – 2
Toasted garlic, fresh cracked peppercorns, Parmesan cheese and spices
PAIN SCALE -4
Salt and vinegar. Duh!
PAIN SCALE -5
Combination of Ancho chilis, cayenne and Sporty’s own Caribbean Jerk spices
Sporty's Wings
Everything from plain to pain
Bone-in- Jumbo fresh wings deep-fried golden brown served with celery sticks and blue cheese. 7 wings
Boneless- 9oz portion of all-white meat chicken chunks coated in crispy seasoned batter deep-fried golden brown.
UP FOR THE CHALLENGE?
So you think you’re bad? The Challenger tasted like BBQ sauce? Well get ready to grab your ankles and drop the soap, must be 18 years or older to sign a waiver and inform your next of kin because it won’t be pretty.
Heat index 650,000- eat these, get your picture on the wall of pain. You eat them, they’re free.
Must be eaten from the bone. One bleu cheese, two pieces of celery. That’s IT!!!! 60-minute time limit! This is a contest after all.