Sporty's Wings
Everything from plain to pain
Pain Scale 1-11
The “real deal,” authentic Buffalo wings
0 Plain – Naked
1 Mild – Sweet sauce, hint of heat
3 Medium – Most popular
5 Hot – Nice heat with great flavor
PAIN SCALE – 3
Similar to lovin’ your sister with a little more bite!
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A tailgating favorite with a perfect blend of vinegar and cayenne peppers.
PAIN SCALE – 7
The habaneros lose, these babies will get your forehead sweat’n
PAIN SCALE – 7.5
The sweetness of fresh wild cherries combined with a delicious blend of smokey peppers and spices
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Was that a dragon? He burnt my bloody honey. Bastard! A great blend of honey, cayenne, and habanero pepper with a touch of smoke.
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Made with Jack Daniel’s Habanero and a whole lot of love. The pain created is like a good breakup, “let the tears flow”
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It starts all sweet and innocent, then all of a sudden “I shouldn’t have done one more”
SPECIALTY FLAVORS
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Traditional Chinese specialty fruit juices, soy sauce and sesame seeds
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Our only battered wing, a great blend of onion, garlic, peppers and spice
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Blend of papaya, mango and tropical spices
PAIN SCALE – 2.5
Sporty’s famous sweet and tangy BBQ
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Smoked chili pods, honey, brown sugar, beer and dill create a tangy , mouthwatering sauce
PAIN SCALE – 3.5
3.5 crafted by crazed cook, this mixture of papaya, garlic, honey, beer and cayenne pepper makes your tongue tingle.
PAIN SCALE – 5
Smoke dried jalapeños is the base for this spicy tomato sauce, sweet, smokey flavor w/ hint of heat
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Guys, remember that hot red head in school? Ladies, remember the hot teacher in school, Mr. Oh Ya!? Need I say more?
PAIN SCALE – 3.5
That’s right! Who doesn’t like PB&J? This is a blend of peanut butter, candied ginger, cloves and spices then drizzled with a raspberry sauce.
PAIN SCALE – 3.5
If Chinese food is your gig! Or just Oriental Chick(ens) in general… this sauce is for you!
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Tangy buffalo with fresh garlic and our parmesan cheese blend. So good you’ll slap your mama, or at least your neighbor’s mama.
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A bold blend of smoked jalapenos, wild cherries and spices. Adobe style.
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Back by popular demand! This Sporty’s OG sauce combines vinegar, clamato, cumin and smoked peppers
Three Levels of Stupidity!
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Back in Dexter’s laboratory, Dee Dee said, “They’re just not HOT enough” soooo 7 piece order $14.99
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Just like the name. This formula of Habaneros and Habaneros and Habaneros is pure plain…pleasure. 7 pice order $15.99
PAIN SCALE – 21
Wing Challenge! $21.99
Dry Rubs
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A unique blend of grilled spices, chili powder, smoked chili pods and sugar.
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Toasted garlic, fresh cracked peppercorns, Parmesan cheese and spices
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Salt and vinegar. Duh!
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Combination of Ancho chilis, cayenne and Sporty’s own Caribbean Jerk spices
Sporty's Wings
Everything from plain to pain
Bone-in- Jumbo fresh wings deep-fried golden brown served with celery sticks and blue cheese. 7 wings
Boneless- 9oz portion of all-white meat chicken chunks coated in crispy seasoned batter deep-fried golden brown.
UP FOR THE CHALLENGE?
So you think you’re bad? The Challenger tasted like BBQ sauce? Must be 18 years or older to sign a waiver and inform your next of kin because it won’t be pretty.
11 wings covered in our suicide sauce. Heat index 750,000- eat these, get your picture on the wall of pain. You eat them, they’re free. Otherwise, $24.99
Must be eaten from the bone. One bleu cheese, two pieces of celery. That’s IT!!!! 60-minute time limit! No extra anything- no sugar, no milk, nothing! This is a contest after all.